Plaid Shirt Days
| (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.) | |
| Me: | “So, where’s your mom at?” |
| Boy: | “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?” |
| Me: | “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.” |
| Boy: | “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!” |
| (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!) |
To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry
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sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
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one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
I just spit water all over my desk.
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okay so i just found out something about Taylor that makes her an amazing human being (even though we already know that).
I was driving through my neighborhood here in KC and there were blue ribbons tied around all the trunks of the trees. I had no idea what it meant, so…
in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
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Friendly reminder that you’re probably going to outlive the very celebrities you love
you certainly put your url to good use
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